"I Am Not An Addict. I Am A Caffeine-Based Life Form. As Such, I Must Honor The Ways Of My People." Eyebrows will raise at this unique take on caffeine dependence.
50/50 cotton/poly blend medium heavy fabric. Classic fit zip up hoodie has air-jet spun yarn for a softer fleece with reduced pilling. Once put on, it will be impossible to take off. Runs true to size. Sewn-in label.
